What Pushes My Buttons

Things that make you go hmmmm...

So Juliana sent me this link yesterday to a picture posted in a Belgium playground.



Innocent enough playground description right? Children holding hands. Playing on swings. Fucking each other up the ass.

I guess that's what they call the Belgium Dip? I mean really though...I know sexual rules are less stringent in Europe than they are here but starting at the playground...that's a bit too early, no? You can say, oh, they're just describing a wheelbarrow game. But honestly, how close do you get to the person who's legs you're holding during the wheelbarrow? Close enough to have your dick in their ass? I think not. You're holding by the ankles...maybe the calves. Unless you're hung like Ron Jeremy I don't think you're getting close enough to penetration. Could you see this picture in an American playground? Bad enough kids are having sex starting at 13 these days. Don't need to be giving them new positions to try out!

Anyway...it reminded me that I forgot to share a few silly pictures from my London adventures with y'all. Oops. Here's some more pictures/signs that will hopefully make you laugh a little on this "hump" day (Wednesday is often called "hump" day since it falls in the middle of the week - for those a little slow on the uptake).




Nothing says entertaining your guests like a little "cockfighting"


Remember, people with chlamydia feel healthy, just like you do!


Take me to Cockfosters, pronto!


Taken in a London "loo"..."Sir, would you care for a hot towel, mint, condom?"