What Pushes My Buttons

Indicators

So most people can tell the kind of day they're gonna have by a few indicators. Did they wake up late and now their day is all out of whack and disoriented. Did they get up early and have plenty of time to get organized and have a relaxing day. Was it a good/bad hair day? These are all worthwhile indicators. However the most overlooked indicator? How good was your morning shit.

Yep...you know it's true. If you've been out drinking the night before and your stomach is still unsettled and that first morning shit didn't really cut it...well you know you're in for a rough day (along with plenty of Tums and Immodium). Feel like you cleaned your system out after that morning cup o' Joe? You're in for a good day. Like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders. Some people don't take the morning shit, some are mid day or night shitters. But in either case, next time you're having a bad day at work, maybe the answer to cheering you up lies in your ass.

Staying on topic...I noticed that people have different indicators to let you know a stall in the bathroom is being occupied. You know, when your sitting there and you hear the footsteps of someone coming closer. You know the door is locked but you still want to warn them to keep their distance. Some people cough, others tap their foot. Some rustle the toilet paper roll. I'm a light cougher myself. And why don't people obey the "every other rule" with stalls like they do with urinals. You know, always keep a urinal distance between you and the next person unless there's no other choice. If there are empty stalls that behavior should apply as well. Unfortunately some people screw it up by not picking the right stall in the first place but still there's nothing worse then someone taking a shit next to you, even with the partition there. It's like you're being violated or something. I think there was an email forward about this. I'll have to see if I can get my hands on it. Actually, Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Fcuknig amzanig huh?

Just thought I'd throw that in there.

Anyway, if you haven't seen this yet, you should. Cause it's hysterical. It involves sound, but it's definitely worth it. If you have seen it already, watch it again. And laugh.
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/video/crispy.wmv