What Pushes My Buttons

Some people...

Just don't know how to multitask. This woman at the post office last night at the self service computers was on her cell phone and trying to weigh some packages at the same time. Her conversation was basically: "Uh, uh huh...hmm, huh, uh huh..." meanwhile she pushed a button every minute. The guy in back of her was fuming. Meanwhile the other line had 20 people and had whittled to three by the time she even pushed a button. You know what...just admit you can't multitask and take yourself out back to kill yourself. Even the damn post office "officer" came over to check to make sure she was ok. Like basically move along lady before someone goes "postal". It's like as soon as you walk through those post office doors you instantly become agitated. Can't explain it. But it's people like that lady that makes everyone else so agitated. Btw could there be a worse job than post office officer? I mean you know that any day some ex employee is gonna come in and shoot the place up. You're basically a dead man walking.

Anyway on this "day of reckoning" I'm happy to announce to all that know her that Jennifer Karyotakis had a healthy baby boy this am.

Stephen Aristides Karyotakis
7 lbs 2 ounces
19 3/4 inches
6:34 AM EDT

I guess he's gonna be a "devil" of a child. Ha, sorry Jen, I couldn't resist! Anyway, congrats on the new addition to your family!

So far no reports of doom from Hell, Michigan or Hells Kitchen or any other hell for that matter. So looks like all those "doomsday prophets" can go crawl back into their holes.