Friday, June 22, 2007

“Disturb”ia

Erica Reiner (soon to be Williams) sent me this link yesterday and she said she was too disturbed to look at it.

The website is: http://www.fat-man.org

Of course nothing is too disturbing for me so I took a gander. Egads! Here’s what the guy says on his site:

Hello, and welcome to my website. My name is Chris but you can refer to me as Fat Man! This site is designed to showcase my supreme fatness. Below are videos you can watch showcasing my supreme fatness! Enjoy



I’m disturbed in the fact that I share the same name as "Fat Man". But anyone who says they "showcase their supreme fatness" is ok in my book.

To avoid grossing some of you out I won’t post the videos here. Although here are some of the captions of his videos so you get a feel of what you’re in for:

Here is a video of me improving my supreme fatness by eating chips and drinking beer!

Here is a video of me eating 10 hot dogs in just a few minutes!

Here is a video of me eating a pack of cookies even though I have diabetes!

Here is a video of me eating 9 delicious Boston Cream Dunkin Donuts!

In this video I store some Hot Pockets underneath my breast for later consumption!

Ok ok...that’s enough. You know what...I can’t resist.

Here’s the Hot Pockets video:



And here’s the hot dog video:



I was expecting Harry Carey to come into the room and say "hey,if you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?"



Although in Fat Man's case you know the answer would definitely be a resounding Marv Albert Yes!

But this kid is definitely disturbed. You can tell by watching the videos. I started out by laughing but then became just plain frightened for him. Especially eating all these sweets when he has diabetes. I love the fact that he’s like "watch me drink soda and eat cookies even though I’m about to drop dead due to diabetes". That’s like David Blaine or Criss Angel saying "watch me fall from the Empire State Building, hurdling to the ground below without a harness!" One of the comments on YouTube was "I think he’s dead cause he hasn’t posted a new video in weeks". Yikes!

I hope you’re still alive Fat Man. Because you’re an inspiration to us all!

2 comments:

neil from the uk said...

i nearly fell off my seat laughing!!

dani said...

mos def gag effect